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[Nov. 30th, 2010|02:02 am] |
When I walked in for work this morning, I noticed an owl on my desk. I had mail. And it wasn't just any mail!
I inspire people. I never knew. I mean, I never knew that my show meant so much to someone! Even if it was just one, little segment. I inspired someone to be a vegetarian and to grow their own garden... I never knew that I could inspire someone like that!
In other news, Mr. Hilden has called in sick for the rest of the week and has asked me to step in for his radio show! I'll be talking about plants all week long! Stay tuned!
[Hexed Private to BTW.]
What happens if a girl asks you to spend the night with her, but you don't do anything? |
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[Nov. 25th, 2010|12:01 am] |
I hope you all liked my segment on gillyweed while Peggy was out of the office! I know I loved filling in. Maybe this will become more of a permanent thing. Well, not the filling in during a Quidditch segment with plants - but a new Herbology segment, instead! It would be nice to have more than fifteen minutes at a time. Maybe someday, this will become a regular thing.
[Warded to Peggy.]
I did my best filling in for you! Hopefully, everyone liked it. More importantly, though, how are you? |
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[Oct. 26th, 2010|11:20 pm] |
Today was the worst day ever. I had to follow around Mr. Hilden, my boss, all day today because he seems to be coming down with something. I'm not sure what - I tried to suggest that he sit down, since I thought that he may have been working with the Fanged Geranium for too long, but he wouldn't stop. That man is a genius! He never slows down! I did, however, insist that he drink some more tea, and maybe that'll help him slow down a bit and relax, but it's sort of doubtful.
There was a flock of hags outside of the network today, and I'm pretty sure that I never want to encounter one again. I don't mean to be... you know, rude, but they're rude. I mean, really, is hygiene THAT hard?
[Warded to Peggy.]
I never got to properly congratulate you on your new job! I am so proud. Really. I knew you could do it! |
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[Oct. 7th, 2010|12:00 am] |
[Warded to BTW]
This may seem like sort of an odd question... but what do I do with all of these magazines? |
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[Oct. 5th, 2010|09:49 am] |
[Warded to Timmy and Ken]
Peggy asked me to go help her with her lines for the audition I told her about at WWN.
WHAT DO I WEAR? |
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[Oct. 4th, 2010|12:09 am] |
Today, I was examining my Flitterbloom, and I noticed something strange. I think... I think it had a growth. And by growth, I mean that I think I may have seen a root of Devil's Snare SPROUTING OUT OF MY FLITTERBLOOM.
Now, I know what you're going to say. You're going to say, "But TILDEN, Flitterbloom looks just like Devil's Snare!" Au contraire - there are some VERY distinct differences. For example, Devil's Snare is slightly darker in colour. What I mean to say is, I think that I have created a Flitterbloom-Devil's Snare hybrid, and I could have just solved the mysteries of life. I have officially done the impossible. This might be the best day of my life.
[Private to Peggy]
First of all, I want to say that you have my condolences for this horrible thing that has happened to you because it's really absolutely horrible and I'm sorry and it was your first mistake and they should really give you a second chance because you're so much better than a silly mistake but ANYWAY.
There are auditions at WWN for a job in a soap opera. I just. Thought you'd like to know. Right. Just in case you wanted to. You totally don't have to, though.
I just think it'd be a REALLY good opportunity for you because even though it's temporary, you could potentially get a bigger job and do other things here and that would just be really nice for you. You know? Anyway, I thought I'd just tell you. |
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